Wednesday, December 10, 2008

cellular memory

i've heard about a very important discovery. heard about cellular memory?

"it's the memory of your cellular phones where you save your contacts?" --- hmmm... yeah, close... but hmmm... NO.

"something similar to memory foam?" --- hmm.. make another guess.

"memory?" --- shut up now.

Cellular memory is the hypothesis that such things as memories, habits, interests, and tastes may somehow be stored in all the cells of human bodies, not only in the brain.

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Shocking examples of cellular memory

Professor Gary Schwartz's findings are backed up by Dr Paul Pearsall, author of The Heart's Code, a book dealing with the same phenomenon.

Their casebook also includes:

  • A woman who was terrified of heights until she was given the lungs of a mountain climber. Dottie O'Connor, from Massachusetts, is now a climber.

  • A seven-year-old girl had nightmares about being killed after being given the heart of a child who had been murdered.

  • Paul Oldam, a lawyer from Milwaukee, received the heart of a 14-year-old boy and inherited his craving for Snickers.

  • And a man of 25 received a woman's heart and, to his girlfriend's delight, now wants to go shopping all the time.

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I dont know if you will buy this idea but to explain this to you in a way you will not have to bleed your nose, it's like when you charge your battery and remove the charger before it's fully charged and you do it several times, later your battery will get used to that power capacity and as if it remembered and got used to the charging that you do regularly. (My nose is bleeding now.)

There are also recorded cases about women who had an abortion, and surprisingly, they could feel an excruciating pain exactly the same as what they felt when they had it, during their anniversary dates. It's like their cells remembered the pain they had suffered during the abortion.

(Hmmm... so if you had four abortions already, then you may experience that 4 times in a year... how about plan your future abortions and make it to coincide to your quarterly bonus? That would be fun!)

But wait, there's more.

For women who suffered miscarriage for more than twice.. i read that the cells remember it and later it recognizes that an embryo is indeed a foreign object to the mother's womb that's why most probably all succeeding pregnancies will be a failure.

Hmm... how about give the cells a temporary memory-loss pill? Just as so they will forget while you are dying to have a baby?

Strange... but this theory has not yet been proven by scientists.

As for me, if i have 3 legs and i decide to donate one (okay okay, say, my father is a tripod..) i would choose somebody who's near Baywalk in Manila because lately I am having this craving for a long walk. I walk from World Trade Center in Buendia, along Baywalk til Pedro Gil and there i will ride a jeep going home. Im not under the influence of any substance, it's just that i really need an exercise. You should try it. Especially now that we are enjoying windy days and I just had my hair rebonded. Then there is a stong gush of wind blowing through my hair and i hold my eyeglasses. And everybody looks at me and says: "What's the world's number one shampoo?" And then i answer: "Syempre head and SHULders."

So if i donate it to somebody from Novaliches it would be very inconvenient for her to go to Baywalk just to walk and concede to the cravings of her new leg's cells..

What? If the donee will also crave for banana, cereals and prunes? Im not sure about that ma'am. Perhaps if I donate half of my tongue.

Hahaha. Corny.


//mich
12.10.08
San Andres Bukid
Manila

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